Friday, September 19, 2003
General Wesley Clark
America for Clark
P.O. Box 2959
Little Rock, AR 72209
My Dear General Clark,
Well! I never thought I would find myself voting for an Army General for president. But I must say, your resume looks much more acceptable than that dreadful little man who currently inhabits the White House.
Much has been made of your opposition to bush’s bumbling war, your criticism of his year-round Christmas gifts to privileged friends, your support of women’s rights, your academic achievement, your intelligence, your war record, and your decency; all of which should be cause for bush to tremble. However, I have not heard one word about your environmental position. If, sir, you believe there is an environment, I will happily cast my vote for you.
Sincerely,
Virginia T. Kornpepper