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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Watergate Point

Carl’s Point originates on KCUP 1230-AM radio, on Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.

Everybody’s talking about Watergate. I think My President’s administration is much better than Team Watergate. Let’s look at the players and keep score:

H.R. “Bob” Haldeman, Nixon’s Chief of Staff
-Tough as nails. Great haircut! Score: 9
Andy Card, My President’s Chief of Staff-Effective in the shadows. Excellent corporate connections. Score: 9

John Ehrlichman, Chief Advisor to Nixon
-After he got out of jail, he grew a beard, criticized his boss, and wrote smutty books. Score: 7
Karl Rove, Chief Advisor to My President-Can make three war heroes look like sissies and out a CIA spy, all before lunch! Score: 10

John Mitchell, Nixon’s Attorney General
-He couldn’t shut up his drunken wife. Score: 7
Alberto Gonzalez, My President’s Attorney General-Makes the best case for torture and domestic spying since Joseph Goebbels! Score: 9


Spiro Agnew, Vice-President
-A mafia man disguised as a used car salesman. Score: 2
Dick Cheney-The best vice-president in history! Genius oil man and ventriloquist! Score: 10

And finally:

Richard M. Nixon
-A true visionary. Invented the “expletive deleted.” Fatal flaw: Everybody thought he was a “crook.” Score: 8
My President-Strong! Decisive! Bonus points for speaking in a way the average American can understand. Score: 11

Final score:

Team Watergate-33
Team Bush-49

Stay tuned. Next week, My President goes head-to-head with Herbert Hoover!

I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point.

(Apologies from the management: Due to technical difficulties, we were unable to post the audio of Carl’s Watergate Point. This week, a prerequisite to Carl’s Point will be the ability to read.)

 

 
 
 
 
 


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