Carls Point originates on KCUP 1230-AM radio, on Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.
Everybodys talking about Watergate. I think My Presidents administration is much better than Team Watergate. Lets look at the players and keep score:
H.R. Bob Haldeman, Nixons Chief of Staff-Tough as nails. Great haircut! Score: 9
Andy Card, My Presidents Chief of Staff-Effective in the shadows. Excellent corporate connections. Score: 9
John Ehrlichman, Chief Advisor to Nixon -After he got out of jail, he grew a beard, criticized his boss, and wrote smutty books. Score: 7
Karl Rove, Chief Advisor to My President-Can make three war heroes look like sissies and out a CIA spy, all before lunch! Score: 10
John Mitchell, Nixons Attorney General-He couldnt shut up his drunken wife. Score: 7
Alberto Gonzalez, My Presidents Attorney General-Makes the best case for torture and domestic spying since Joseph Goebbels! Score: 9
Spiro Agnew, Vice-President-A mafia man disguised as a used car salesman. Score: 2
Dick Cheney-The best vice-president in history! Genius oil man and ventriloquist! Score: 10
And finally:
Richard M. Nixon-A true visionary. Invented the expletive deleted. Fatal flaw: Everybody thought he was a crook. Score: 8
My President-Strong! Decisive! Bonus points for speaking in a way the average American can understand. Score: 11
Final score:
Team Watergate-33
Team Bush-49
Stay tuned. Next week, My President goes head-to-head with Herbert Hoover!
Im Carl Estrada and thats my point.
(Apologies from the management: Due to technical difficulties, we were unable to post the audio of Carls Watergate Point. This week, a prerequisite to Carls Point will be the ability to read.)