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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Heads up, everybody! It’s time for Carl’s Quiz. Raise your hands if you know who David Paulison is.

I’ll give you a hint: He’s going to do a heckuva job!

Give up? He’s the guy My President chose to replace “Brownie” at FEMA after he did a heckuva job.

Let’s hear it for “Brownie!” (APPLAUSE) Mission accomplished!

Next question: Raise your hands if you know what David Paulison did before he replaced “Brownie” at FEMA . . . .

I’ll give you another hint: Duct tape.

That’s right. Before David Paulison took the reins at FEMA, he was the U.S. Fire Administrator who told us, in case of a terrorist attack, to buy duct tape.

And it worked! That very day, I bought 2000 rolls of duct tape, and since then, I haven’t been attacked by a single terrorist!

Let’s help our new FEMA director out. Let’s all send him some duct tape to help fix New Orleans. I’ll start. I have 1996 rolls of duct tape left and I’m going to send him the whole batch!

I’ll even pay for the shipping!

I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point!


 

 
 
 
 
 


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