Heads up, everybody! Its time for Carls Quiz. Raise your hands if you know who David Paulison is.
Ill give you a hint: Hes going to do a heckuva job!
Give up? Hes the guy My President chose to replace Brownie at FEMA after he did a heckuva job.
Lets hear it for Brownie! (APPLAUSE) Mission accomplished!
Next question: Raise your hands if you know what David Paulison did before he replaced Brownie at FEMA . . . .
Ill give you another hint: Duct tape.
Thats right. Before David Paulison took the reins at FEMA, he was the U.S. Fire Administrator who told us, in case of a terrorist attack, to buy duct tape.
And it worked! That very day, I bought 2000 rolls of duct tape, and since then, I havent been attacked by a single terrorist!
Lets help our new FEMA director out. Lets all send him some duct tape to help fix New Orleans. Ill start. I have 1996 rolls of duct tape left and Im going to send him the whole batch!
Ill even pay for the shipping!
Im Carl Estrada and thats my point!