Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Im tired of liberals calling My President an idiot! Hes not an idiot--Hes . . . just . . . not articulate. Where does it say in the presidents job description that he has to speak English?
Besides, I think being smart is overrated! The important thing is: My President is a Strong Leader! Like when He invaded Iraq because Bin Laden attacked us on 9-11!
Or when He put His guitar and golf clubs away just two days after Hurricane Katrina demolished the Gulf Coast!
Speaking of demolished, Im a bit of a guitar buff, and that chord My President was strumming in that picture of Him playing guitar while New Orleans drowned is called a G Demolished. It sounds like this:
(STRUM)
You see? Being smart isnt the most important thing in the world. The only thing that matters is results!
Im Carl Estrada and thats my point!