Congresswoman Jaime Herrera Beutler
O.O. Howard House on Officer's Row
750 Anderson St., Ste. B
Vancouver, WA 98661
Dear Congresswoman Herrera Beutler,
I want to be the first to congratulate you on your courageous and patriotic vote today to uphold President TRUMP’s Constitutional right to shoot somebody on 5th Avenue!
I’ve never been more proud than I am today to be able to say that you, Jaime Herrera Beutler, from the Great State of Washington’s Fightin’ 3rd, are my representative!
What are these radical left-wing socialist Democrats thinking, anyway?! They’re acting like My President did something really treasonous like getting a blow job from an intern while being a Democrat!
But let history show that you, Congresswoman Herrera Beutler had the spine to do exactly what our Founding Fathers envisioned by blending directly into the middle of the pack and defending Our Party and Our President!
This is nothing but a witch hunt by a bunch of sore loser Democrats who have been out to get Donald J. TRUMP ever since he won the presidency by a 3 million vote landslide!
They’ve been out to get Him ever since 25 women accused Him of sexual assault and/or rape!
They’ve been out to get Him ever since He was named an unindicted co-conspirator in some sort of campaign finance violations. I think it had something to do with paying hush money to porn stars. It was so long ago I can hardly remember—it’s all so 2018!
The Libtard Democrats have been out to get Him ever since His campaign manager who worked for Ukraine, His National Security Advisor who worked for Russia, His lawyer who worked for Him, and 31 other advisors and 3 companies were indicted and/or went to jail.
They’ve been out to get Him ever since He started getting sued by everybody for profiting from His hotels by accepting money from foreign governments. The radical left Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics outrageously accused Him of using the federal government “as a public relations and marketing subsidiary of the Trump Organization.”
The Democrats have been out to get President TRUMP ever since Robert Mueller said this:
“The conclusion that Congress may apply the obstruction laws to the President’s corrupt exercise of the powers of office accords with our constitutional system of checks and balances and the principle that no person is above the law.”
And now, what have the Democrats got? All they’ve got is a transcript of President TRUMP telling the Ukrainian president that He wants him to do Him a favor (“though”) by investigating Joe and Hunter Biden. So, what’s their point? Where does the Constitution say a president can’t shake down a foreign government to get dirt on his political rivals?
If Our President did anything wrong, do you think he’d release the transcript? No! He’d have the tape hidden away in “lock down” where only the most highly classified secrets are stashed!
LOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!
Besides, Our President said it was a “perfect call.” That's also what he called the transcript: “Perfect.”
He also said He’s a “stable genius.”
By the way, His press secretary, Stephanie Grisham, said that former chief-of-staff, John Kelly was “totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great President.”
When Kim Jong-Un heard that, he was like, “Damn! That guy’s good! I’m going to have to up my game!”
Anyway, all the Democrats have is a “perfect” transcript. Also some Lieutenant Colonel named Vindman who heard the call and said this:
“I did not think it was proper to demand that a foreign government investigate a U.S. citizen, and I was worried about the implications for the U.S. government’s support of Ukraine.”
“I realized that if Ukraine pursued an investigation into the Bidens and Burisma, it would likely be interpreted as a partisan play which would undoubtedly result in Ukraine losing the bipartisan support it has thus far maintained.”
“This would all undermine U.S. national security.”
If the Never TRUMP-ers would listen to Laura Ingraham and Sean Duffy and Fox & Friends, they’d know that this 20-year military professional who received a Purple Heart for his injuries in Iraq; whose parents fled the Soviet Union when he was 3; who specialized in Ukraine and Russia—they’d know that spy the Dems hauled out of the woodwork was suspect because he spoke Ukrainian and “might have an affinity for Ukraine.”
Another American hero who pointed out that Lieutenant Colonel Vindman couldn’t be trusted was John Yoo. John Yoo is the guy who wrote the memo for President Bush saying it’s okay to torture somebody as long as you’re an American and they’re Muslim. Here’s what John Yoo said:
“Some people might call that espionage.”
Or as Laura Ingraham said:
“Isn’t that kind of an interesting angle on this story?!”
Here’s another “interesting angle”: Forget the facts! Look at the process! The Democrats have been holding secret committee hearings where the only people allowed in are committee members! I ask you, how are witnesses supposed to know what to say if the previous witnesses’ testimonies are kept confidential?
How can Our President know whose life to threaten in a twitter storm if He can’t even find out who the whistleblower is?
And why, all of a sudden, is everybody so worried about Republicans storming the SCIF with electronic devices? Don’t they know President TRUMP doesn’t need Republicans taking selfies in the Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility if he wants to leak classified information? All He has to do is invite a bunch of foreign leaders into the Oval Office!
And open his mouth.
My point is, our great country has a storied history of courageous patriots who put their reputations, their careers, their bodies, even their lives on the line to take a principled stand, to uphold the freedoms and values we cherish, to….
What great American said the following:
1) “The times have found us.”
2) “It’s a Republic if you can keep it.”
3) “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.”
1) Thomas Paine
2) Benjamin Franklin
That’s right! Congresswoman Jaime Herrera Beutler, step right up and take your place among the gods! History is your witness and it will certainly smile upon you as it finds you seamlessly camouflaging yourself in a Republican scrum, and when called upon to stand up for everything that is right and good in our country, chiming in with this one stirring word:
P.S. Please send an autographed photo. Make it out to my grandson, Lester. You’re his favorite congresswoman. He likes you even better than Liz Cheney!