Friday, October 03, 2003
P.O. Box 420058
Palm Coast, FL
Well, the liberal media has done it again. They took a perfectly innocent statement you made about a black quarterback and distorted it beyond recognition. Your problem was you said “black.” If you had said “African-American” they might have left you alone.
Whatever. You have bigger fish to fry! Get this--I hear there’s going to be an opening for White House press secretary. I’ll take some credit for this--I reminded the president that when Ari Fleischer was press secretary, his approval ratings were through the roof. They’ve been taking a nosedive ever since they got this McLellan guy. So I put the bug in the president’s ear that you should be the official spokesman for the president! Stay close to the phone.
You see how these things work out? The Chinese word for “crisis” is “opportunity.” Take lemons and make lemonade!