Wednesday, August 13, 2003
The Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton
United States Senate
476 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Dear Future President Rodham Clinton,
Doesn’t that have a nice ring to it?
I just finished your book--boy, are you smart! I bet you’d like to debate bush. The only thing I worry about is if you scheduled it, he’d start a war and call the whole thing off and say he was too busy.
But I think I know why you have been hesitant to run with my “Dittoheads for Hillary” campaign. You’re worried because you told everybody you were going to stay senator for six years and not run for president. I have a solution for you: Just say your advisors told you to say it, and you didn’t know anything about it. Trust me, it’ll work!