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Thursday, August 14, 2008
Jerome Corsi, Ph.D
World Net Daily
P.O. Box 368
Catharpin, VA 20143

Dear Jerome Corsi, Ph.D:

     You sir, are a patriot and a hero!  Four years ago, you saved America when you exposed the Traitor Kerry in your shocking blockbuster: “Unfit for Command.”

     Now you’ve done it again, and after people read your new book, “Obama Nation,” the world will know the pot-smoking, crack-snorting, celebrity cultist, son of an alcholic polygamist, America-hating African-blooded Muslim with a racist Christian pastor that Barack Hussein Obama really is!

     Step right up and take a bow!

     Remember when HELLary Clinton said she was going to “throw the kitchen sink” at Obama?  You outdid her!  You threw the whole kitchen!

     I know you’re asking, “Carl, how could you be so clever to think of calling her ‘HELLary Clinton’?”  Well, I have a confession: I didn’t make that up--I’m not the one with a Ph.D.  It was YOU!

     By the way--how’s your eczema?  The reason I ask is I heard it got you out of Vietnam.  And it’s a good thing it did because if you’d gone to Vietnam, you might never have lived to write “Unfit for Command” and saved America from the Traitor Kerry.  
     I know all about the heartbreak of eczema.  My wife Viola has it.  It itches and hurts and looks terrible!  Here’s how bad eczema is:  The Traitor Kerry got wounded three times and still went back to Vietnam for another tour.  Your eczema got you out of Vietnam--so that proves eczema is worse than three shrapnel wounds.  If you ever want help with your eczema, ask Viola--she’s tried everything!

     But back to your new book.  In it, you ask the question:

“Obama has yet to answer questions whether he ever dealt drugs, or if he stopped using marijuana and cocaine completely in college, or whether his drug usage extended into his law school days or beyond. Did Obama ever use drugs in his days as a community organizer in Chicago, or when he was a state senator from Illinois?  How about in the U.S. Senate?”

     And Obama stalled until PAGE 77 (!) of “Song from my Father” before he talked about moving to New York to go to college and came up with this vague answer:

“I stopped getting high. I ran three miles a day and fasted on Sundays. For the first time in years, I applied myself to my studies and started keeping a journal of daily reflections and very bad poetry.”

     You see?  The question must be asked: Why was he writing bad poetry?  There’s only one possible answer and I think we all know what it is!

     By the way, remember when you said:

"Ragheads are Boy-Bumpers as clearly as they are Women-Haters -- it all goes together."

     That’s why you’re the Ph.D and I’m just a neighborhood grocer!  I never could have thought of anything that clever in a million years!  I have a question: Do you think the Pope is a raghead?  The reason I ask is, once you said this:

"Boy buggering in both Islam and Catholicism is okay with the Pope as long as it isn't reported by the liberal press."

     But back to your new book.  You said that the African-blooded Muslim Obama sat through a sermon by his racist Christian pastor Jeremiah Wright, on July 22, 2007, when Wright blamed:  

“...the ‘white arrogance’ of America’s Caucasian majority for the world’s suffering, especially the oppression of blacks.”

     Obama claims he was giving a speech in Florida that day.  That guy is so slick!  Here’s the bottom line:  A published book, written by a Ph.D who spent years meticulously researching blog sites, or a statement by a Muslim with a racist Christian pastor who has no witnesses except a handful of liberals in Florida who claim they saw his speech--You decide!

     Remember when you said:

     “After he married TerRAHsa, didn't John Kerry begin practicing Judiasm? He also has paternal grandparents that were Jewish. What religion is John Kerry?"

POP QUIZ:

List each group in the order you hate them the most:

1) Jews
2) Blacks (oh excuse me--African Americans)
3) Ragheads...err...Muslims
4) Illegal Aliens
5) Legal Aliens
6) Lesbians
7) Gay “Men”
8) Liberals
9) Foreigners
10) The French
11) Anybody named Hussein

     I’m sure I left a bunch out.  But this will give us a good start.  I just want a baseline from a Ph.D who’s thought these things through.

     Back to your new book.  The bottom line is, you said this:

“The goal is to defeat Obama.  I don’t want Obama to be in office.”

     And thanks to you, the goal is in sight!  You Swift Boated the Traitor Kerry in ‘04, and you’ll Swift Boat Barack Hussein Obama in ‘08!  God Bless America and God Bless Jerome Corsi Ph.D!

Your Biggest Fan,
Carl Estrada

P.S. I see your new book is selling on Amazon for $9.99.  No wonder it’s a best seller!  If I send you $10.00, will you send me a personally autographed copy?  You can keep the change.  Use it to help research your next Swift Boat book.  Who’s next?

P.P.S. Speaking of autographs, please send me an autographed picture of yourself.  Make it out to my grandson, Lester.  You’re his favorite!  He likes you even better than Lyndon LaRouche!   

 

 
 
 
 
 


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