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Sunday, February 11, 2007
Carl’s Point originates on KCUP-AM 1230 in Newport, Oregon on Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m. Engineer: Shannon O’Neil
To receive the full impact of Carl’s Point, it must be heard. Click on the audio attachment for the TOTAL CARL EXPERIENCE (and Brad).
Yo! Dude! Shake-up at the White House!
Junior bush's most excellent wife, Laura, hired this new chef to make their desserts? Dude's name is Bill Yosses and he like, wrote this famous book? And the name of the book this Bill Yosses dude wrote is called:
DESSERTS FOR DUMMIES!
And when Laura read . . .
DESSERTS FOR DUMMIES!
. . . she was like, "No more Hostess Twinkies for my husband! Fetch me that dude that wrote:
DESSERTS FOR DUMMIES!
So, I was over at my girl friend's house and she's like, got a TV? And it like, works? So, this dude with good hair was on the news, and he's talking about the dude who wrote . . .
DESSERTS FOR DUMMIES!
And my girl friend's like, "Desserts for Dummies! That's perfect cuz junior bush is dumber than a donut!"
And I was like, "Not! Junior bush is smarter than a donut!"
And she was like, "When junior bush opens his presidential library, the only book in there will be . . .
DESSERTS FOR DUMMIES!
And I’m like, “Not! Double not! My Pet Goat will be there, too!”
And she’s like, “Maybe junior bush should write a book called, “Presidency for Dummies.”
And I’m like, “Holy Cliff Notes! All this talk about Desserts for Dummies is making me hungry!”
So I ran over to the nearest Krispy Kreme and I bought some donuts? And I brought them back to my girl friend’s house and she’s like: “Talk about Desserts for Dummies! This donut has 330 calories, 160 fat calories, and 28 grams of sugar! And they can’t even spell crispy cream right!”
And I’m like, “Whoa, dude! Look who’s on the tube!”
And there he was! Our most excellent president! So me and my girl friend, we cuddled up on the couch, and watched junior bush explain stuff, while we ate our . . .
DESSERTS FOR DUMMIES!
Brad Cahoon here! Rock on!
The oceans are rising! Forests are burning! Terrorists on the loose! Donald Trump is running amok!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
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