Anti Donald Trump political humor and political satire by Paul Chasman

Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Carl’s Point originates at KCUP-1230 AM radio in Newport, Oregon on Tuesday, 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday 6:26 a.m.

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    Dude! I was over at my girlfriend’s house last night cuz I wanted to watch “Halloween 3” and my girlfriend’s like, got a TV?

     But she's like, “No, dude! We’re watching the elections!”

     And I’m like, “Whoa, major drone zone!”

     But my girlfriend wanted to watch the talking heads cuz she like, voted?

     So I crashed on couch and then I had this dream:

     I dreamed Nancy Pelosi was marching into junior bush’s house and she was leading this army of interior decorators from San Francisco and she was like, “We’re gonna change the drapes!”

     And then the interior decorators start tearing down junior bush’s drapes and they’re asking him questions like, “Where did you hide the Constitution, Dude?”

     And junior bush is like, “Whoa, I’m outta here!”

     So he splits and goes down to Home Depot to buy a paper shredder? But when he gets to the checker, the checker’s all like, “Dude! Your wallet is empty.”

     But junior bush is like, “I’ll buy it with my political capital.”

     But the checker is like, “Your political capital is all spent, Dude!’

     But junior bush steals the paper shredder anyway, and he comes home and there’s new drapes up, and they say, “War Criminal” all over them. So junior bush starts shredding them and the interior decorators from San Francisco don’t stop him cuz they’re all fighting over what floral pattern they want.

     And Nancy Pelosi’s like, “Where’d you hide the Habeus Corpus, Dude? Where’s the Bill of Rights?”

     And then my girlfriend’s like, “Brad! Wake up! Wake up!”

     And when I wake up, I hear myself screaming, “Executive privilege! Executive privilege!”

     So I don’t know what that dream meant, but I wish my girlfriend would’ve let me watch “Halloween 3.” At least, that wouldn’t have been so scary!”

Brad Cahoon here. Rock on!

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