Anti Donald Trump political humor and political satire by Paul Chasman

Sunday, August 13, 2006
Carl’s Point originates on KCUP-AM radio in Newport, Oregon, Tuesdays at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursdays at 6:26 a.m.

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     It’s the duty of every American to help My President bring peace and democracy to the Middle East. Sometimes, it takes an average citizen to think outside the box. Who would have thought that Carl Estrada, a humble neighborhood grocer, would find the solution My President has been looking for? But I found the answer, and here it is in just two words:

     FEMA Trailors!

     That’s right! I’ve written My President a letter suggesting that He take those thousands of unused FEMA trailors in New Orleans and ship them over there to Iraq. Now you might ask, “Carl, how can thousands of empty FEMA trailors help My President free the Middle East?”

     Good question! And I have your answer in just two more words:

     New Orleans!

     Do you know, that since My President sent those FEMA trailors to New Orleans, they haven’t had a single terrorist attack. They haven’t had another hurricane. And to the New Orleans refugees scattered all around this great nation, they’ve provided a ray of hope that some day, they too, could live in a FEMA trailor.

     But in this war on terror, we all have to make sacrifices, and New Orleans is no exception. That’s why I say, send the FEMA trailors over there to Iraq! Call them FREEDOM TRAILORS!

     Then the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi and Lebanese refugees who have had their homes burned, their towns destroyed, their children killed, will greet our FREEDOM TRAILORS with flowers and candy.

I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point.

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