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Monday, July 10, 2006
Carl’s Point originates on KCUP-AM radio in Newport, Oregon, Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday 6:26 a.m.
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Dude!

I was over at my girl friend’s house last night?  And she’s like, “Let’s go to a movie.”

And I’m like, “Affirmative!  Sign me up for Pirates of the Carribean!”

And she’s like, “No dude.  I’m picking this time.”

So I had to watch her movie cuz she was like, paying?  

And it wasn’t a chick flick either.  It was this big dude who says he used to be a vice-president, and he could’ve been president too, only he was robbed.  

So dude’s got this slide show and he’s like, the earth’s getting warmer and the glaciers are melting and the oceans are rising and I’m like, “Whoa!  Surf’s gonna be epic!”

But my girl friend’s like, “Right Brad.  And the hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, and diseases are going to be epic, too.”

So the big guy with the slide show keeps going on about how humans are trashing the planet and we should turn off our lights and ride our bicycles more.

So that night, I dreamed I was surfing this monster wave and I shot the curl and when I came out the other side, there was this sign that said, “Welcome to Kansas.”  

And when I woke up, I was sweating and the sheet was wrapped around my neck and I was, like, seriously freaked.  So I poured myself a bowl of Cocoa Puffs and turned on the tube cuz my girl friend’s, like, got a TV?  And there’s this commercial with soothing music and this pretty little girl’s blowing on a dandelion? And this nice lady’s saying:

“Carbon dioxide. They call it pollution. We call it life.”

And I’m like, “Holy myopia!  End of meltdown.”

And then I took a nice deep breath and exhaled some life.

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