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Monday, June 26, 2006
Carl's Point originates on KCUP-AM 1230  radio in Newport, Oregon, Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.

To receive the full impact of Carl's message, click on the audio icon and HEAR Carl's Point.

Carl:  Gather ‘round, everybody.  It’s time to play:

Chorus: REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS!

Carl: First question: What do we call a Democratic presidential candidate who is a war hero, answers questions in complete sentences, and sometimes changes his mind?

Chorus: HE’S A FLIP-FLOPPER!

Carl: Excellent!  Next question: What do we call a Republican who converses with God, is always right, and never even changes anything--even his shirt?

Chorus:  STRONG LEADER!  STAYS THE COURSE!

Carl: We have a sharp crowd today!  Try this: When NASA and every leading climate scientist in the world says the planet is heating up and humans are to blame, what do we say?

Chorus: THE DATA IS INCONCLUSIVE!  AL GORE IS AN ALARMIST!

Carl: What do we say whenever something goes wrong on our watch?

Voice #1:  No one could have anticipated that the terrorists would hijack a plane and fly it into a building.

Voice #2: No one could have anticipated the breech of the levees.

Voice #3: No one could have anticipated the violence and determination of the insurgency.

Carl: What do we say when the Democrats accuse us of starting an illegal war and running it incompetently?

Chorus: THE DEMOCRATS DON’T HAVE A PLAN!

Carl: Last question: What do we say when the Democrats do offer a plan?

Chorus: THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO CUT AND RUN!

Carl: So ends another round of Republican Talking Points.  Stay tuned next week when we ask the question:  

“What do we say when My President pardons Scooter Libby?”

Learn the answer to that and more on:

Chorus: REPUBLICAN TALKING POINTS!

I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point!


 

 
 
 
 
 


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