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Monday, May 22, 2006
Carl's Point originates on KCUP-AM in Newport, Tuesdays at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursdays at 6:26 a.m.  Click on the audio icon below to receive the full power of Carl's Point!

ANNOUNCER: To hear Carl’s Point in English, press one now.

INTERPRETER: Para oir el punto de Carl en Espanol, marque el dos ahora.

CARL: My President and the Republicans are right again!

INTERPRETER: Mi presidente y los republicanos son correctos otra vez!

CARL: There’s only one way we can win in Iraq . . .

INTERPRETER:  Hay solamente una manera en que podemos ganar en Iraq . . .

CARL:  . . . balance the budget . . .

INTERPRETER:  . . . nivelar el presupuesto . . .

CARL:  . . . stop global warming . . .

INTERPRETER:  . . . poner termino al calentamiento global . . .

CARL:  . . . and win the war on terror.

INTERPRETER:  . . . y ganar la gerra al terrorismo.

CARL:  And here’s how:

INTERPRETER:  . . . Aqui lo tiene como:

CARL: We have to pass a constitutional amendment to make English our National Language!

INTERPRETER:  Tenemos que aprobar un enmendamiento constitutional para cambiar la lengua nacional al ingles!

CARL:  Here’s why:

INTERPRETER:  Aqui lo tiene porque:

CARL: If My President was tapping your phone and you were speaking Spanish. . .

INTERPRETER:  Si mi presidente estaba intervieniendo en su telefono, y usted estaba hablando en espanol . . .

CARL:  . . . He’d never understand you!

TRANSLATER:  . . . el nunca pudiera entenderle!

CARL: Or. . . .

INTERPRETER:  O . . .

CARL: What if a gay couple got married in Spanish?

INTERPRETER:  Si unos novios gay se casaran en espanol?

CARL: They might get away with it!

INTERPRETERPosiblemente seria posible hacer impunemente!

CARL: Here’s a test:

INTERPRETER:   Aqui hay un metado para saber:

CARL: You will pick fruit for a dollar an hour, twelve hours a day, seven days a week, and sleep fourteen to a room.

(No translation)

CARL: You see?

INTERPRETER:  Entiende?

CARL: How can you follow your employer’s instructions if you don’t speak English?

INTERPRETER:  Como puede seguir las ordenes de su patron si usted no habla ingles?

CARL: Learn English!  It’s the American way!

INTERPRETER:  Aprende el ingles!  Es la manera americana!

CARL: My President tries to speak English, and so should you!

INTERPRETER:  Mi presidente trata de hablar en ingles, y usted debe hacerlo tambien!

CARL: I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point!

INTERPRETER:  Soy Carl Estrada, y mi punto es asi!


 

 
 
 
 
 


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