Sunday, May 07, 2006
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Dude! No habla espanol en America por favor!
Now the Republicans and their most excellente leader, junior bush are bent cuz some Mexicans sang our National Anthem in Spanish!
Whoa! How would the Mexicans like it if we sang “La Bamba” in English?!
Remember Jose Feliciano? Dude came to the World Series and sang the National Anthem like he was choking on a chicken bone. The whole thing was so gnarly everybody booed and had to get sloshed before the first inning was over! But at least dude sung in English!
Roseanne Barr was epic! She yanked the chicken bone right out of Jose Feliciano’s throat and stuffed it down her own! And then when she was done, she grabbed her crotch, just like Michael Jackson! Good thing she didn’t have a costume malfunction like Janet Jackson. Dude! That’d be harsh!
The most excellent National Anthem was when Our Founding Father Jimi Hendrix, whipped out his mighty stratocaster at Woodstock! Whoa! Chills!
Anyway, when junior bush was running for el presidente, he used to go to fiestas and sing the National Anthem in Spanish. But now he says he never did and he couldn’t anyway, cuz like, his Spanish sucks.
Dude! That never stopped him from speaking English!
Brad Cahoon here! Asta la vista, baby!