Sections
Monday, March 20, 2006
Carl’s Point originates on KCUP-AM 1230 radio in Newport, Oregon on Tuesday, 7:26 a.m., repeating on Thursday at 6:26 a.m.
Note: To achieve total Carlness, Carl’s Point must be heard. Click on the audio icon to experience the full power of Carl’s message
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time once again for Point-Counterpoint. On the right we have Brad Cahoon.
BRAD: Yo, Dude!
ANNOUNCER: And on the far right we have Carl Estrada.
CARL: Hello, radioland.
ANNOUNCER: Today’s topic will be, “Why is George W. Bush the greatest American president of all time?” Carl, we’ll start with you.
CARL: I think My President is the greatest president of all time because He caught Saddam Hussein and started a civil war in Iraq.
BRAD: Dude, that is so bogus! The reason I like Junior Bush is ever since he came along, the oceans have been rising and like, dude! Surf is awesome!
CARL: Brad, you don’t understand history. What makes My President great is He took a budget surplus and turned it into a 600 billion dollar deficit in record time!
BRAD: Dude, you don’t know jack! Junior Bush rocks cuz like, now I can buy all the semi-automatics and grenade launchers I want to keep me safe from te/rrorists.
CARL: No, no, no. My President is the first president to lose the World Trade Center and an entire city!
BRAD: My grandma can’t buy her prescription drugs!
CARL: Our ports are leaking!
BRAD: My girl friend’s phone is tapped!
CARL: We torture our enemies!
BRAD: Dude cut student loans!
CARL: Secret prisons!
BRAD: School lunches!
CARL: Stem cell research! Tax cuts for billionaires!
BRAD: Dude’s like, brain damaged.
CARL: Brad, you just don’t know (CARL & BRAD yelling over each other, both extolling the virtues of george w. bush)
ANNOUNCER TALKING OVER CARL & BRAD: So ends another Point-Counterpoint. Stay tuned next week when the topic will be: “Where’s Bin Laden?”
Letters
of Advice and Constructive Criticism to the Famous, the Infamous, and
the "Current Administration"
|
|
Home * New Letters * Letters: 2007 & 2008 * YouTube * Carl's Point 2007 * Carl's Point * 2006 Letters * Buddies of Bob * Letters to bush 2005 * Dear Mr. President * The Current Administration * Politicians and Presidential Wannabes * The Liberal Media * Religious Superstars * Celebrities * Corporations and CEOs * World Leaders * Brad's Letters * Paul's Page * Replies
If you are experiencing difficulties using this site, please email us