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Monday, February 20, 2006
Brad's Chainey Point

Carl’s Point originates on KCUP 1230-AM in Newport, Oregon, Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.

Yo dudes and dudesses! Brad Cahoon again, filling in for my bud Carl who’s still being held in some undisclosed location.

This week, I was over at my girl friend’s house? And I watched the most excellent story about Big Bro’ Chainy and how he whacked his bud when he unloaded a .28 on his dome.

And I’m like, “I know just how Big Bro’ Chainy feels.” Cuz one time I went surfing with my bud? And before we went out we had a beer at lunch? So we’re out catchin’ waves and I’m like shootin’ through this curl and I like see this shark at the bottom of the wave? And he’s like coming at me and I’m coming at him, and I’m like, “Dude! It’s him or me!” So I shot down the wave and whacked the shark with my board?

Except the shark turned out to be my bud. And dude was seriously whacked. So I drove him to the hospital and went home? And I’m busy picking up beer cans off the floor and there’s this knock on the door and this dude on the other side is like, “This is the police! Open up, Mr. Cahoon!”

And I’m like, “Later, dude! I don’t have time to answer your questions, and I don’t have time to take a breath test or a lie detector test cuz I’m like busy collecting beer cans.”

And the cop’s like, “Okay! Later, dude.”

And when my bud got out of the hospital, he was just like Big Bro’ Chainy’s bud. He was really bummed that he made things so gnarly for me. Except, my bud has this big scar across his forehead where he got 20 stitches and now he looks like Frankenstein.

Big Bro’ Chainy’s bud looks more like a Republican with acne.

Brad Cahoon here! Rock on!


 

 
 
 
 
 


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