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Monday, January 02, 2006
I Word

Carl’s Point originates on KCUP-1230 AM in Newport, Oregon, airing Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.

Something very strange is going on. Whenever I watch the news, the reporters keep talking about the “I” word. What’s the “I” word? They usually bring it up when they talk about My President using his Constitutional right to make secret arrests and torture people and spy on us.

I looked in the dictionary to see if I could find a clue. I thought maybe the “I” word was “invisible,” but no--Dick Cheney’s invisible, but not My President.

Maybe “I” stands for “intelligent.” No--I guess that’s not right either.

Invincible? Imperial? Immortal? Those words work for My President, but they don’t explain why, whenever a reporter mentions the “I” word, he gets a nervous look on his face, and his eyes start flitting around like he’s expecting somebody to sneak up behind him and throw a hood over his head and shoot a tranquilizer in his veins and haul him away to an undisclosed location.

At least I know the “I” word isn’t “impeach.” We only impeach presidents if they have sex in the White House, and nobody’s ever proven My President’s done that!

I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point.




 

 
 
 
 
 


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