The Democratic Smear Machine is at it again!
First they smeared My President for staying on vacation while New Orleans drowned.
Then they smeared Bill Frist for pulling a Martha Stewart, and they smeared Tom DeLay for pulling an Al Capone.
Then they smeared Cheneys top aide, Scooter Libby, and Bushs top aide, Karl Rove, for committing treason and outting a CIA spy.
Then they smeared former Secretary of Education Bill Bennett for saying: You could abort every black baby in this country and the crime rate would go down.
They smeared Brownie for doing a heckuva job at FEMA, and now theyre smearing him for investigating himself and finding out it was all Mayor Nagins and Governor Blancos fault!
Now theyre smearing My President again for picking his best lawyer for the Supreme Court!
The Republicans cant buy a break! Thats why we should declare this week: Hug a Republican Week!
Go on! Everybody go out and hug a Republican! I know were not the hugging type, but wrap us up in a big bear hug and watch us melt faster than the polar ice caps.
Besides, if we have Hug a Republican Week, maybe my wife, Viola, will hug me. She hasnt hugged me since the last election.
Im Carl Estrada and thats my point.