Ms. Oprah Winfrey
P.O. Box 909715
Do you believe in synchronicity? Well, I do! Heres why:
I just this week got a new job--Ive become a literary agent. And just today, I found out youre starting your book club again--AND--youre going to read books by contemporary writers!
I know, I know--youre thinking, Whats a puny neighborhood grocer-turned-literary agent contacting ME for--the richest, most powerful woman on the planet? And thats what Id think if I were you too. Except for one thing, which is:
Have I got a book for YOU!
My client wrote The Book of Bob, and its got everything--its got a whole cast of loveable characters like Bob, who talks to God and calls Him Dad, Sophia Wise whose lifelong goal is to cover her body with tattoos, and Roland Brand whos kind of like Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Jim Jones, and Elvis rolled into one.
The Book of Bob even has a guy who seems like Our President. His name is Delbert Thorne and hes the Chosen Leader of the Free Nation. Hes got an enormous--whoops! I dont want to give away the story. But its funny how hes always having trouble finding a Secretary of Religion. Sort of like Our President trying to find somebody to run FEMA.
Anyway, youre going to love this book! Its right up your alley! After you read it, do you think you could make it your Book of the Month? Also, do you think you could have my client on your show sometime when Britney Spears is on, too? Im a huge fan. Id love to meet her!