Wednesday, May 07, 2003
Office of William Jefferson Clinton
55 West 125 Street
New York, New York 10027
Dear Mr. President,
I hope you don’t mind me calling you “Mr. President” even though you’re not anymore, because you will always be my president. Not that guy whose name I won’t mention, but his name starts with a “b”--that’s a small “b.” Boy, wouldn’t you have loved to get him in a debate?!
Anyway, the reason I’m writing is I’ve written letters to your wife and to Rush Limbaugh, offering to head up a “Dittoheads for Hillary” campaign. As I explained to them, it would be a win-win situation. Hillary would be handed a bipartisan coalition of her millions of devoted fans plus millions of right-wingers-with-rabies, and ride the wave to the White House. Rush could revive his sagging career by having 4-8 more years of Clinton-bashing!
You two are the political heavyweights--I’m just a novice, but I think this is genius if I do say so myself. Does Hillary listen to you anymore? I was hoping you could help me sell her on the idea.
By the way, I saw in your Presidential Library website that there is an application for interns?! Does Hillary know about that? If she runs for president, you might want to think about removing it.
Your biggest fan,
“Dittoheads for Hillary” Campaign