Tuesday, May 20, 2003
Jeb Bush, Governor
Executive Office of the Governor
400 S. Monroe Street
Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0001
Dear Governor Bush,
I was so relieved to hear that you protected Florida’s coastline from off-shore drilling. Let them go somewhere else! Let them drill in Alaska--their governor wants it and it’s good for business. Let them drill in Utah! Let them drill in California! (You could make a bet with Gray Davis like you governors bet on the Super Bowl--whichever governor’s state gets stuck with offshore drilling first has to pay. I bet Gray Davis would owe you a lot of oranges!) Anyway, what’s the point of having your brother for president if you can’t stick the other guy with stuff like offshore drilling?
Speaking of your brother, I think he can win fair and square next time, don’t you? And if he does, then you get to be next! That’s 16 straight years of Bushes in the White House. That’s 20 out of 28 years! You guys are going to be in the Guinness Book of World Records!
God Bless America!
God Bless Our President!
God Bless Our Troops! (Give them a raise.)
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