Anti Donald Trump political humor and political satire by Paul Chasman

Saturday, July 19, 2003
President George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 20500

Dear Mr. President,

I read that a “White House Official” was talking about the mix-up with your “uranium in Africa” story, and he said you’re not a “fact checker.” And why should you be?! You’re the President of the United States! You don’t need facts!

It’s like those scientists who say there’s global warming. So what if they have facts? All you have to do is say the whole thing is overblown and needs more study and besides, all those “experts” are being paid off by the “Environmental Industry.”

Or what about evolution? Scientists say there is such a thing, and they say they’ve been studying it and testing it and now they think they can “prove” it with DNA. But on the other hand, the Bible says God made the world in a week and he plunked Adam and Eve naked in a garden with a serpent and Adam didn’t even notice she was naked til she ate an apple and now we’re all sinners. So who’s right, scientists or God? I rest my case.

This thing with Iraq is so overblown! It’s just a bunch of Demo whiners and “Old Europe” and part of “New Europe” and Russia and China and Mexico and Canada and the Middle East who are trying to ruin your presidency! Here are the only facts you need:

FACT: We were attacked on 9-11!
FACT: Saddam Hussein is a brutal dictator!
FACT: You’re the President of the United States!

Tell your enemies to check those facts!

Shock and Awe!
You’re With Us or You’re Against Us!
Bring ‘em On!

Carl Estrada

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