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Friday, May 30, 2003
Mr. Kofi Annan
Secretary General
United Nations Headquarters
First Avenue at 46th Street
New York, NY 10017
Dear Mr. Annan,
Did you hear what our Deputy Defense Secretary Wolfowitz said? He said the real reason we attacked Iraq was because we wanted to withdraw our bases from Saudi Arabia. He said we used the Weapons of Mass Destruction story for “bureaucratic reasons.”
So I guess Hans Blix was right all along. I’ve written a letter to President Bush alerting him to this development. I suggested he apologize to you. I hope if he does, you will accept it graciously. I’m not getting my hopes up, though. He’s pretty stubborn. (Also, his aides say he’s intelligent but not articulate--but just between you and me, I’m starting to wonder if maybe he’s missing a couple of slide rules in his tool kit.)
Anyway, he must be pretty embarrassed after all those things he said about the UN being irrelevant and everything. And now Wolfowitz! I know you’ll be gracious and won’t gloat. Just give him some wiggle room to save face, and then maybe the UN can go over to Iraq and pitch in, and we can all be friends again.
Sincerely,
Carl Estrada
The oceans are rising! Forests are burning! Terrorists on the loose! Donald Trump is running amok!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
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