Wednesday, April 30, 2003
Senator Norm Coleman
SD-B40, Suite 3,
Dirksen Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Dear Senator Coleman,
Dude! I heard you said that you were a 99% better Senator than Wellstone. That’s epic!
I know how you feel. I knew this guy? He was an awesome surfer, but one day he wiped out on this gnarly 20 footer, bashed his head on coral and croaked.
So now, I’m a 99% better surfer than he is, cause he’s like...dead. But I can’t go around saying it, cause people think I’m being disrespectful or something.
Just thought you’d want to hear from somebody who “gets it.”