Sunday, July 06, 2003
President George W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 20500
Dear Mr. President,
"Bring 'em on!" Dude, you rock!
Remember Clint Eastwood when he said, "Make my day"?
Remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "Hasta la vista, baby"?
Remember when Rumsfeld said, "Operation Shock and Awe"? This blows them all out of the water! This was even better than, "You¹re with us or you're against us."
Go with it, dude. You oughtta crank out a bunch of buttons and T-shirts with a big American flag saying, "Bring 'em on!" When the Demos are all rolling around in the mud, fighting over who to throw at you, just get up there in that awesome fighter pilot suit and say, "Bring 'em on!"
Next time you do a big blitz in Iraq, call it Operation Bring 'em On!
When Al Quaeda nukes us and ten million Shiites are marching in the streets and bombing our embassies and Saddam and Bin Laden and Arafat and Kim Jong and Hu Jintao and Charles Taylor and Castro and Putin and the European Union and everybody's ganging up on us: BRING 'EM ON, DUDE!
This is so epic! I'm staying glued to FOX-TV to see what happens next!