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Wednesday, June 04, 2003
Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder
Willy Brandt house
William route 141
D-10963 Berlin
Dear Chancellor Schroeder,
I was so glad to see you and President Bush being friends again at the G-8 Summit. All friends have their spats from time to time, but then they have to kiss and make up.
I think Bush has been mad at you ever since your cabinet secretary said he was as bad as Hitler. What an outrage! We all know Bush isn’t as bad as Hitler! For one thing, he hasn’t even been president all that long! And right after that, a Canadian minister called him a “moron.” So I think he was just having a bad week, and maybe he said a few things he shouldn’t have.
Anyway, I’m glad things are getting better between you two. Did you see him driving Mubarak around in that golf cart? I bet next time you see him, he’ll be driving you around in a golf cart, too!
Re-elect President Bush!
He’s Not As Bad As Hitler!
Sincerely,
Carl Estrada
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This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
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