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Sunday, May 18, 2003
Karl Rove
Advisor to the President
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington DC 20500

Dear Karl Rove,

Well, I did it. I put together a list of “Power Player” playing cards. You probably will disagree with some of this, but it’s a start. Feel free to add to, delete, or move people around--after all, you know better than I do. For instance, I had most of the CEO’s in the 8’s and 7’s, and you might think they should be higher. Also, the Reverends were kind of low--you might want to move them up. There are probably people who should be on this list that I don’t even know about! But, like I say, it’s a starting point, so I’ll be real interested to see what you put together from here. Do you like the 3 Jokers? I thought that was a nice touch.

I have a suggestion: Enclose a piece of bubble gum in each pack. It’ll help sales to the kids!

Sincerely,
Carl Estrada

Power Player Playing Cards

Ace of Spades-George W. Bush, President
Ace of Diamonds-Dick Cheney, Vice President
Ace of Clubs-Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense
Ace of Hearts-Colin Powell, Secretary of State
King of Spades-Karl Rove, Presidential Advisor
King of Diamonds-Alan Greenspan, Federal Reserve Board Chairman
King of Clubs-John Ashcroft, Attorney General
King of Hearts-Tom Ridge, Director of Homeland Security
Queen of Spades-Laura Bush, First Lady
Queen of Diamonds-Barbara Bush, Former First Lady
Queen of Clubs-Condoleezza Rice, National Security Advisor
Queen of Hearts-Gale Norton, Interior Secretary
Jack of Spades-George Bush I, Former President
Jack of Diamonds-John Snow, Treasury Secretary
Jack of Clubs-Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida
Jack of Hearts-William Rehnquist, Supreme Court Chief Justice
10 of Spades-Antonin Scalia, Supreme Court Justice
10 of Clubs-Clarence Thomas, Supreme Court Justice
10 of Diamonds-Bill Frist, Senate Majority Leader, R-TN
10 of Hearts-Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the House, R-IL
9 of Spades-Tom DeLay, House Majority Leader, R-TX
9 of Clubs-Rick Santorum, Senate R-PA
9 of Diamonds-Rupert Murdoch, owner of FOX Network
9 of Hearts-Christine Todd Whitman, Director of EPA
8 of Spades-Lee Raymond, CEO of ExxonMobile
8 of Clubs-Rick Wagoner, CEO of General Motors
8 of Diamonds-David Lesar, CEO of Halliburton
8 of Hearts-Jeffrey Immelt, CEO of GE
7 of Spades-Michael Eisner, CEO and Chairman of Disney
7 of Diamonds-Roy Disney, Vice Chairman of Disney
7 of Clubs-Richard Luger, Senate R-IN
7 of Hearts-Charles Grassley, Senate R-IA
6 of Spades-Richard Shelby, R-AL
6 of Clubs-Orrin Hatch, Senate R-UT
6 of Hearts-Chuck Hagel, Senate R-NE
6 of Diamonds-Arlen Spector, Senate R-PN
5 of Spades-John McCain, Senate R-AZ
5 of Clubs-John Warner, Senate R-VA
5 of Diamonds-Ted Stevens, Senate R-AK
5 of Hearts-Pete Domenici, Senate R-NM
4 of Spades-Christopher Cox, House Policy Chairman, R-CA
4 of Clubs-Sam Walton, CEO of WalMart
4 of Diamonds-Reverend Jerry Falwell
4 of Hearts-Reverend Pat Robertson
3 of Spades-Reverend Billy Graham
3 of Diamonds-Reverend Franklin Graham
3 of Clubs-Ariel Sharon
3 of Hearts-Tony Blair, Prime Minister of England
2 of Diamonds-Pope John Paul II
2 of Clubs-Rush Limbaugh, Talk Show Host
2 of Spades-Tom Daschle-Senate Minority Leader, D-SD
2 of Hearts-Nancy Pelosi-House Minority Leader D-CA
1 of Clubs-Joe Biden, Senate D-DE
1 of Spades-Joe Lieberman, Senate D-NJ
1 of Diamonds-Dick Gephardt, Rep. D-IL
1 of Hearts-Bob Graham, Senate D-FL
Joker-Ted Kennedy, Senate D-MA
Joker-Hillary Rodham Clinton, Senate D-NY
Joker-Bill Clinton, former President

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