Anti Donald Trump political humor and political satire by Paul Chasman

Sunday, August 10, 2003

Laura Bush
First Lady
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC 20500

Dear Mrs. Bush,

You no that No Child Left Behind? Well, i think my kids are getting left behind. I have six of them and my 12 year old takes care of them when I’m working at Burger King and thats fine this summr but wen skool starts i dont no wat i’ll do except maybe the skool is going to close cuz they say there like out of money? And then my 12 year old can stay home with the yunger ones and thats ok cuz she doesnt do good in skool anyway cuz shes like dislexic and they had to fire the speshl ed teacher cuz they were like out of money?

I have a confeshun to make and i’m telling you cuz your so kind and love kids and everything and I no yul understand. Here goes. When i’m working at Burger King, i sneek burgers and fries home to give my kids cuz they stopt the skool meals program cuz they were like out of money? Also, the fathers of my kids haven’t paid any child support in a year and the police cant make them pay cause there like out of money? And also i thot i was going to get that tax refund only the republicans sed i didnt make enuf money so i cudnt.

Anyway God Bless You Laura Bush. I hope you had a wunderful vacashun!

Sincerely,
Helen Wentworth

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