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Wednesday, July 16, 2003
Attorney General John Ashcroft
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001

Dear Attorney General Ashcroft,

I’m sorry I’m so late in giving you my list for Operation Full Disclosure. I’ve bin trying to get my kids out of foster homes and I had to kick my boyfriend out and get a job before they’d give them back. But he’s gone now and theres a restraining order on him. And now I got a job at Wendy’s and they sed if I work there for two weeks and don’t see my boyfriend, theyll give me my kids back.

Heres the books I read:

The Kiss by Danielle Steele
The Cottage by Danielle Steele
Johnny Angel by Danielle Steele
Slippery When Wet-Kristin Hardy
Hot Zone-Patricia Rosemoor
Bordering on Obsession-Susan Kearney

Heres the videos I rented:

Miss Congeniality
Legally Blonde
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Titanic
Bridget Jones Diary
Cry Baby with Johnny Depp
Don Juan DeMarco with Johnny Depp
Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp
Edward Scissorhands with Johnny Depp
Benny and Joon with Johnny Depp
Blow with Johnny Depp

Heres the CD’s I lissened to:

Mariah Carey-Glitter
Jennifer Lopez-J.Lo
Britney Spears-Oops I Did It Again
Christina Aguilera-Stripped
Madonna-Like A Virgin

I hope I’m not in any truble.

Helen Wentworth

 

 
 
 
 
 


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