Tuesday, May 27, 2003
c/o FOX News Channel
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036
Dear Mr. Murdoch,
Dude! I have an ad slogan for you: FOX ROX! Get it? I guess you could say: FOCKS ROCKS! but I like FOX ROX! better.
I think that is so totally awesome that you’re going to own all the airwaves pretty soon! You’ve got the best war coverage--no doubt. FOX was the only station I ever watched the last war on, and I’ll watch the next war on FOX too--even if there are other channels.
Dude--when you’re the “Airwave King” and there’s only one station, can I ask you one favor? Could you keep The Simpsons? Also South Park? Beavis and Butthead is cool, too. Could you keep that? Also, that Australian guy who’s always fighting snakes and alligators--he’s on Animal Planet, I guess--but you’ll own that too, right? Could you keep him on?
FOX ROX ON!