Anti Donald Trump political humor and political satire by Paul Chasman

Monday, July 14, 2003
Attorney General John Ashcroft
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001

Dear Attorney General Ashcroft,

Operation Full Disclosure is well under way! You will be happy to know that all my friends are going to send you lists of the books they’ve read, CD’s they’ve listened to, radio shows they’ve listened to, and internet sites they’ve visited. This should save you and your staff hours and hours of surveillance time that you can use going after the real criminals!

I’m sorry it’s taking so long and I have to send you my records piecemeal, but it’s a lot of information to sort through. Yesterday I sent you the books I have read. Today I am sending you the CD’s I have bought this year. You can see my musical tastes cover quite a broad spectrum. I don’t think there’s anything that can get me in any trouble here, except maybe the Dixie Chicks--but lots of people listen to them, and you’ve got to admit, they’re pretty good!

Anyway, here is what I have been listening to. I hope this helps.

1. Home-The Dixie Chicks
2. Best of the Monkees, Vol. 1
3. Saturday Night Fever-The Bee Gees
4. Hot August Night-Neil Diamond
5. Fly-The Dixie Chicks
6. Viva Las Vegas-Elvis Presley
7. Ethel Merman Disco Album
8. Sousa: Marches Forever-John Philip Sousa
9. Spaced Out-The Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner
10. The Beat Goes On-The Best of Sonny and Cher
11. Wide Open Spaces-The Dixie Chicks
12. Ultimate Passion-Yanni
13. Italian Love Songs-Dean Martin
14. Wild, Cool, and Swingin’-Wayne Newton
15. Love Unchained-Engleburt Humperdinck

Sincerely,
Carl Estrada

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