Anti Donald Trump political humor and political satire by Paul Chasman

Tuesday, July 15, 2003
Attorney General John Ashcroft
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001

Dear Attorney General Ashcroft,

Operation Full Disclosure is going strong! I’m really encouraged at how many loyal Americans want to pitch in and do their part! If millions of us volunteer to share with you what we are reading and watching, just think of how much time and money that will save you. Then, by process of elimination, you can spy on the people who haven’t volunteered the information, because doesn’t it seem suspicious that they wouldn’t want you to know? What have they got to hide?

Here is a list of videos I have watched this year:

1. Austin Powers: Goldmember
2. Muppets from Space
3. Rambo: First Blood
4. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
5. Barbarella-with Jane Fonda (before she was Hanoi Jane)
6. The Alamo-with John Wayne
7. Kissin’ Cousins-with Elvis
8. Cher-The Farewell Tour
9. *Sex and the City, The Complete 4th Season
10. **Rocky III
11. ***Debbie Does Dallas
12. ****Deep Throat

*It’s not what you think. It’s an HBO show.
**I’m not sure if it was Rocky III or IV. It was the one where he beat up the Russian.
***I thought it was about the Dallas Cowboys. I turned it off as soon as I found out what it was about.
****This one I thought was about Watergate. I turned it off right away.

Keep America Free! Sign up for Operation Full Disclosure!

Carl Estrada

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