Tuesday, July 15, 2003
Memo From Carl Estrada
re: Operation Full Disclosure
I write to you as an American and a Patriot, asking that you help our country in it’s time of need. Our Attorney General, John Ashcroft has his hands full--there are just too many of us! He can’t spy on everybody! This leaves us vulnerable to terrorism because he can only spread himself so thin.
You can help! Send Attorney General Ashcroft lists of all the books you have read, movies you have rented, and CD’s you have bought. That way he won’t have to spend the time and your money spying on you! He can use his resources to track down the real criminals! Also, by process of elimination he will know to spy on the people who haven’t volunteered the information, because they’re obviously the ones with something to hide.
So be a real American and pitch in! Tell Attorney General Ashcroft that you have nothing to hide. Flood his office with lists of books, videos, and CD’s so he will know you’re behind him all the way! Help America now with Operation Full Disclosure!
And just to let you know I mean business, I’ll go first.
God Bless America!
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