Friday, September 19, 2003
General Wesley Clark
America for Clark
P.O. Box 2959
Little Rock, AR 72209
Dear General Clark,
Dude! You rock!
I heard we once had another general who got to be president, but that was before my time. I’ve never seen a President General before. Dude, that’ll be epic!
Are you going to wear your military uniform when you debate Bush? I think you should. Dude’ll come out there with that wimpy little American flag pin he always wears--he’ll have that Alfred E. Newman “What Me Worry” look on his face--and then you’ll stride in with all those rows & rows of medals & ribbons on your chest, and your shoulders square and your game face on and your black shoes buffed & shined, ready to kick some serious---Whoa! Carried away. Sorry dude--can’t help myself. I’m just all over this President General Clark thing.
I have a confession to make--I’ve never voted before. But this time, sign me up! Do you know where I should go to register? Dude--I have lots of friends. I’ll make sure they vote for you too!
Rock on, President General Clark! Are you going to wear your military uniform to the inauguration? Won’t Colin Powell be jealous?!