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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
P.O. Box 982
New York, NY 10272
Dear Mr. RFK Jr.,
I have a science question:
Can Diet Coke cause mercury in the brain?
I promised ex-President TRUMP that I’d ask you. Between you and me, I’ve been a little worried about him lately. Have you noticed how he’s slurring his words?
Last week he said, “Putin has so little respect for Obama that he’s starting to throw around the nuclear word.”
The underline is mine. Last time I checked, Obama hasn’t been president since you had mercury poisoning and worms eating your brain!
He also said MAGA is the “greatest movement maybe in the history of any country, even Argentina. You know, Argentina, great guy. He’s a big Trump guy. He loves Trump. I love him because he loves Trump. Anybody that loves me. I like them.”
When you had mercury poisoning and worms eating your brain, did you know how to say “Venezuela”? The reason I ask is ex-President TRUMP says it like this:
“Venez-where-it-set”
And don’t even ask him where-it-set on the map! He’d just tell you it’s somewhere south of the “United Stage, a nation that’s no longer respectered.”
My point is this: Remember when you had mercury in your brain and you had “cognitive problems” and “short-term and longer-term memory loss” and “brain fog” ? Well, I’m afraid that might be going on with our ex-President. It’s the only thing that makes sense.
I know he doesn’t have worms eating his brain because one bite and they’d be dead! But I am worried about mercury. In my last letter, I asked you if Big Macs have mercury in them, but I need to know about Diet Coke too.
Also Kentucky Fried Chicken. Some people say there’s mercury in the secret sauce.
You’re an expert on this kind of thing. Only you would have the answer.
I know, I know, you’re saying, “But Carl, I’m an expert on everything!”
Okay, Mr. Smarmy Google, you don’t have to prove how smart you are. We all got the message when you said the U.S. “put hundreds of millions of dollars into ethnically targeted microbes” and labs in Ukraine collected Russian and Chinese DNA “so we can target people by race.”
Could you just, for one minute get your ego out of the way so we can solve this national security problem which is:
WHAT’S WRONG WITH EX-PRESIDENT TRUMP’S BRAIN???!!!
Is it mercury? Is it worms? Was his MAGA hat made in China?
We need to know what’s making him say things like the U.S. under Joe Biden “…is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest smallest problem. The simplest of problems, we can no longer solve. We can’t do anything. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on."
Was it the Covid vaccine that made him say:
“Putin did announce the other day that he'd much rather see Biden as president, and I agree with him."
We have to find the answer fast or Biden will get re-elected! And then where will we be?
It’s like ex-President TRUMP said:
“Biden can’t win fair and square. The guy can’t put two sentences together."
Sincerely,
Carl Estrada
P.S. Please send an autographed photo. Make it out to my grandson, Lester. You’re his favorite expert on everything. He likes you even better than Dr. Phil.
