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Friday, April 21, 2023

Mr. Keith “Rupert” Murdoch

CEO FOX Broadcasting Company

1211 Avenue of the Americas

New York, NY 10036


Dear Mr. Murdoch,

I want to be the first to say congratulations on your huge win against Dominion Voting Systems!  You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank where you’ll be withdrawing $787,500,000!  

I have an economics question:  Did I get the right amount of zeros?

Here’s a legal question:  Does the settlement say what denomination of bills you have to pay up with?  I think you should pay with 787,500,000 ones.  Send a message to Smartmatic that if they’re going to sue you for $2.7 billion, you’re going to play hardball!

The savvy way you out-Foxed Dominion shows us why you’re the 71st richest person in the world.  (Well, maybe now you’re the 72nd richest person.)  Just think:  If you had gone to trial, it would have come out that Tucker Carlson said this about Donald TRUMP:

“There really isn’t an upside to Trump… I hate him passionately.”

You were a genius to settle before Fox News Managing Editor Bill Sammon was forced to admit in court that he said this:

“We’re still focused solely on supposed election fraud — a month after the election.  It’s remarkable how weak ratings makes good journalists do bad things. In my 22 years affiliated with Fox, this is the closest thing I’ve seen to an existential crisis — at least journalistically.”  

You dodged a bullet when your testimony never came out in a trial!  It’s a good thing nobody heard it when the Dominion attorney asked you if "Fox endorsed at times this false notion of a stolen election," and you said:

"Not Fox, no. Not Fox. But maybe Lou Dobbs, maybe Maria Bartiromo as commentators."

And then:

DOMINION ATTORNEY: Did Bartiromo endorse it?

YOU: "Yes. C'mon."

DOMINION ATTORNEY:  Fox News host Jeanine Pirro? 

YOU:  “I think so."


YOU:  “Oh, a lot."


YOU:  “A bit."

DOMINION ATTORNEY:  Did they endorse the narrative of a stolen elections? 

YOU: "Yes. They endorsed."

Now that you made the brilliant decision to settle, nobody will ever know that the judge said this:

“The evidence developed in this civil proceeding demonstrates that is CRYSTAL clear that none of the statements relating to Dominion about the 2020 election are true… Just because something is newsworthy doesn't mean you can defame somebody.”  (Bold letters his.)

It’s lucky those things never came out!  Aside from the NY Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, and MSNBC, nobody’s even talking about it!  

I know, I know!  You’re saying, “But Carl, we at Fox News gave the settlement lots of coverage!  We even made a statement!  Here’s what we said:

‘We are pleased to have reached a settlement of our dispute with Dominion Voting Systems.  We acknowledge the Court's rulings finding certain claims about Dominion to be false. This settlement reflects Fox's continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards.’ ”

Jake Tapper over at CNN sure couldn’t hold himself to the “highest journalistic standards” when he read your statement!  Every time he got to the part about “Fox’s continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards,” he laughed so hard, he couldn’t get through it!  I think Wolf Blitzer must have slipped something in his brownies.

When Jake Tapper comes down from his edibles high, he should take a look at Fox News and get a lesson in what real journalism looks like!  The very night you snookered Dominion into settling for $787,500,000, here’s what Tucker Carlson had to say about it:





Here’s what Hannity had to say about it:





Here’s how Laura Ingraham covered it:




You see?  They didn’t take the bait!  They carried on with their duty to inform the public about the issues that are at the top of every American’s mind!  Issues like brown hordes at the border and trans people in our bathrooms and Hunter Biden’s laptop!

And if Tucker, Hannity, and Ingraham didn’t get the memo about what Americans care about, all they have to do is go to the Fox News website and read the headlines:  

State Department ducks questions on charge that Blinken orchestrated Hunter Biden laptop cover story 

There’s a picture of Tony Blinken with his hand over his mouth,  looking like he's trying to keep from upchucking because he’s locked in a room with Jeannine Pirro.  But wait!  There’s more:

Biden torched after ex-CIA chief admits hiring spies to write fake Hunter laptop letter

And this:

Hunter Biden cover-up is bigger than the original laptop scandal

And this:

How could the intelligence community label Hunter Biden info as disinformation?

But never let it be said that Hunter Biden’s laptop is the only issue threatening our great nation!  We have another crisis on our hands!  Just read these Fox News headlines:

Bathroom politics: Republicans believe they've found wedge issue with transgender athletes

Trans woman showered with four high school girls, accused of violating privacy

Former college athlete hits back at Megan Rapinoe's 'absurd' trans athlete stance

NCAA volleyball player takes a stand after competing against trans woman: 'Slamming the ball in our faces'

But let’s not get distracted by the shiny objects!  Not when the lead headline of the day says this:

“DANGEROUSLY UNSTABLE”: Hillary Clinton allies alarmed by Democratic attacks on Electoral College 

There’s a picture of Hillary puckering her lips like she just hit the wrong button on her remote and wound up at Fox News.

My point is, now that you’ve settled for $787,500,000 (you pay them) and nobody got to hear about how it was CRYSTAL clear” that all that talk about election fraud should I say it...made up…you can now go back to what you do best which is report on Hunter Biden’s laptop with the “highest journalistic standards.”

Also, now you have time to get ready for that $2.7 billion Smartmatic lawsuit.  Maybe you should settle now.  You already fired Lou Dobbs, which was a good start.  But I’m afraid Smartmatic will get greedy.  Offer them $2 billion and not a penny more!  To sweeten the pot, tell them you’ll make Tucker Carlson go on the air dressed like Lady Gaga at the Super Bowl.  

Do that and Smartmatic will settle faster than you can say:  

“We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can’t wait. Trump has two weeks left. Once he’s out, he becomes incalculably less powerful, even in the minds of his supporters. He’s a demonic force, a destroyer. But he’s not going to destroy us. I’ve been thinking about this every day for four years.” 


Carl Estrada

P.S.  That last quote is from Tucker Carlson.  It’s a good thing that never came out in a trial!

P.P.S. On a personal note, my condolences that your engagement to Ann Lesley Smith didn’t work out.  Don’t worry!  You’re only 92.  There’s plenty of time to find “Mrs. Right.”  You know what they say: Fifth time’s a charm!

P.P.P.S.  Ann Lesley Smith is 66 years old.  So is Jerry Hall, your fourth wife. You must be getting tired of all these old women.  You need somebody younger!  I hear Taylor Swift is available.

P.P.P.P.S.  Before Jerry Hall was married to you, she was with Mick Jagger for 22 years.  I bet she cost you more money than Dominion Voting Systems!

P.P.P.P.P.S.  Please send me an autographed picture.  Make it out to my grandson Lester.  You’re his favorite media tycoon.  He likes you even better than David Pecker!



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