Jaime Harrison For U.S. Senate
PO Box 1767
Columbia, SC 29202
Dear Mr. Harrison,
As you can see from the accompanying letter, I’m Lindsey Graham’s biggest fan. You seem like a nice enough guy, but I just think Sexually Repressed Bitter Old White Men are under-represented in this country, so I think Lindsey should get a chance.
However, my friend Paul Chasman has asked me to send your campaign his check for $100, so here it is. I hope you lose, but Paul is really rooting for you. Good luck!
P.S. If you see Lindsey, will you ask him why he never responds to my letters?
P.P.S. My wife Viola wants you to win too!