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Wednesday, June 04, 2003
Dr. Laura Schlessinger
15260 Ventura Blvd. Suite 500
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403-5339

Dear Dr. Laura,

You’ll




be happy to know I’ve got my kids back now. It’s cause I got a job. The




best part of the job is that I’m working nights when the kids are




asleep so I get to spend time during the day with them just like you




said I should.

I don’t know what you’ll think about my job




though. I’m working in a strip club. I know, I know...my body’s not




nearly as gorgeous as yours is in those internet pictures, but I’ve had




6 kids! And the guys don’t seem to care.

I have a moral dilemma.




The owner of the club? I’ll call him Bud? He wants to marry me. I don’t




think he’s married anymore but his (ex?) wife still comes around




sometimes. She drives this big Chevy truck and last week she rammed




Bud’s Pinto in the parking lot and totalled it. Also, I think Bud’s




been doing it with the gal that goes before me.

Do you think I




should marry Bud? I’m afraid he’ll fire me if I don’t and then I’ll be




right back where I started. I know you’ll know what I should do, Dr.




Laura. You always know what people should do!

God Bless You, Dr. Laura
Helen Wentworth

 

 
 
 
 
 


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