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Monday, July 17, 2006
Carl's Point originates on KCUP-AM radio in Newport, Tuesday at 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.

To immerse yourself in the TOTAL CARL EXPERIENCE, click on the audio below and hear Carl's Point.

Carl: 
Gather ‘round everybody.  It’s time to play:

Chorus:  What’s That Word?!

Carl:  Yes, it’s time to play What’s That Word, the game where I give you the definition and you tell me the word it defines.  Let’s start easy:

What’s the word for someone who straps on a bomb, goes into a crowded restaurant, and blows himself up along with lots of innocent people?

Chorus:  Terrorist!

Carl:  Very good.  Now, what do we call someone who sits in a control booth, looks at a computer screen, and drops thousands of pounds of bombs from an unmanned missile over a suspected terrorist hideout, hitting dozens of women and children?

Voice #1: American soldier?

Voice #2: Israeli freedom fighter?

Carl: Well, you’re both right.  But remember, we’re looking for just one word.  The answer is: “Patriot.”

Try this:  What do we call those dozens of women and children who were hiding in their cellars when the bombs dropped?

Voice #1: Collateral damage?

Carl: I said one word.

Voice #2: Innocent?

Voice #3: Victims?

Carl:  The answer is: “Dead.”

Let’s move on.  What do we call a people who have been driven from their homeland, persecuted for centuries, and put in concentration camps?

Voice #1: Jews!

Carl: Correct!

Voice #2: Palestinians!

Carl:  Well, I guess--but that’s different, and in this final round of questions, you will find out why.  What do we call Israelis?

Chorus: Allies!

Carl:  What do we call Palestinians?

Chorus:  Terrorists!

Carl:  Well played!  Stay tuned next week when we learn the word for “Natural Weather Cycles” on:

Chorus: What’s That Word!

I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point!


 

 
 
 
 
 


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