Monday, March 27, 2006
Carl’s Point originates on KCUP 1230-AM in Newport, Oregon on Tuesday, 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday at 6:26 a.m.
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Yo Dude!
Did you hear about our most excellent VP and rock star, Dick “Bulls-eye” Cheney?
When Bulls-eye goes on his Good News Tour, dude gives a list to the motel he’s crashing at--it’s called "Vice Presidential Downtime Requirements," and it tells you what dude’s gonna need when he crashes there.
Bulls-eye’s gonna need a queen or king-sized bed in the room off the parlor. If you don’t have a parlor, you can forget about Bulls-eye crashing at your motel.
Dude needs all the lights turned on. That’s so if he decides to unload his .28 on a quail, he can see what he’s doing and not whack his secret service guy.
Dude needs the thermostat set at 68, I guess so he can walk around in his boxers. Whoa! Dire thought!
Bulls-eye needs all the TV’s tuned to the most excellent Fox News. That way, dude can keep his blood pressure down and not have to pay for a new TV cuz he unloaded his .28 on Wolf Blitzer’s dome!
Dude needs a desk, a chair, a private bathroom, a container for ice, a microwave, and a brewed pot of decaf. When Mrs. Bulls-eye goes with him, she needs two bottles of Calistoga or Perrier.
Yo Bulls-eye! My girl friend says you can use her pad if you don’t mind crashing on the couch! She’ll leave the lights on and the tube on FOX. The bathroom’s down the hall!
Brad Cahoon here! Rock on!