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Wednesday, September 14, 2005
I’m tired of liberals calling My President an idiot! He’s not an idiot--He’s . . . just . . . not articulate. Where does it say in the president’s job description that he has to speak English?
Besides, I think being smart is overrated! The important thing is: My President is a Strong Leader! Like when He invaded Iraq because Bin Laden attacked us on 9-11!
Or when He put His guitar and golf clubs away just two days after Hurricane Katrina demolished the Gulf Coast!
Speaking of demolished, I’m a bit of a guitar buff, and that chord My President was strumming in that picture of Him playing guitar while New Orleans drowned is called a “G Demolished.” It sounds like this:
(STRUM)
You see? Being smart isn’t the most important thing in the world. The only thing that matters is results!
I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point!
The oceans are rising! Forests are burning! Terrorists on the loose! Donald Trump is running amok!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
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