Thursday, June 24, 2004
Senator Patrick Leahy
433 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington DC 20510
Dear Senator Leahy,
I heard Vice President Cheney told you to go f*** yourself. He said it while you were posing for a Senate picture. I hope you won’t hold it against him. He’s been under a lot of strain lately with the hearings on the outing of the CIA spy and the hearings on his secret energy meetings, and you’ve probably heard the war isn’t going very well and Saddam didn’t start 9/11 after all and the only WMD(s) they found were in Umatilla, Oregon.
Anyway, he was probably just blowing off steam. Talk to Colin Powell. He can probably explain it better than I can.
Will you please send me the official picture they took of the Senate while our Vice President was telling you to go f*** yourself. Autographed if possible. I will treasure it!
Sincerely,
Carl Estrada