Wednesday, May 01, 2002
Donald H. Rumsfeld
Secretary of Defense
1000 Defense Pentagon
Washington, DC 20301-1000
Dear Donald Rumsfeld:
Dude! We smoked ‘em! I mean it was totally SHOCK and AWE! That was the best show I’ve seen since the first season of the Sopranos! I guess we showed all those Francos and Russkies who were wringing their hands and worrying about getting caught in a “quagmire.” HAH! Before you know it, the whole Middle East will be driving Chevy trucks and eating Big Macs!
Who’s next?
Your biggest fan,
Brad Cahoon
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