Anti Donald Trump political humor and political satire by Paul Chasman

Thursday, February 12, 2004
Rupert Murdoch
CEO
FOX News Channel
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036

Dear Mr. Murdoch,

Say it ain’t so! I just read in my liberal newspaper that your ace entertainer, Bill O’Reilly apologized to America for telling us we’d find WMD(s) in Iraq. He’s betrayed Our President! Also FOX News. Did you know about this?

He even said he was “skeptical of the Bush Administration.” This is beyond betrayal--it’s blasphemy! What’s next? Will he say maybe Clinton wasn’t so bad after all? Is he going to say, “I’m sorry for trashing Clinton. He did balance the budget...”?

This has got to stop! O’Reilly’s talking head should roll! As long as he stays on the air, your station is tainted! You just can’t have your entertainers going around bad-mouthing Our Republican President! It’s un-Patriotic and it’s un-American!

Here’s what you should do--fire your entire staff! O’Reilly, Hannity, Cavuto, Greta van Sustern--fire the whole lot of ‘em! It’s time to clean house! Then, in their place, hire members of the Bush administration to report the news. You could have THE CHENEY ENERGY REPORT. You could have WHO’S SORRY NOW? with JOHN ASHCROFT. You could have RUMSFELD & POWELL: FACE-OFF! You could have KARL ROVE’S SPIN ZONE. You could have FASHION TIPS starring LAURA BUSH & CONDI RICE.

At least, if you hire members of the administration to report the news, you won’t have to worry about loose cannons like Bill O’Reilly! Even Rush Limbaugh is accusing Our President of being the “biggest spending president in history.” You can’t trust anybody these days!

Sincerely,
Carl Estrada