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Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Carl’s Point originates on KCUP-AM radio in Newport, Oregon on Tuesday 7:26 a.m., repeating Thursday 6:26 a.m.

To experience the full power of Carl, click on the audio icon below and hear Carl’s Point.

Shannon
: Hello, Shannon O’Neill, KCUP radio.

Carl: Shannon?

Shannon: This is Shannon.

Carl: Shannon O’Neill?

Shannon: This is Shannon O’Neill. Who is this?

Carl
: Is this Shannon O’Neill from KCUP radio?

Shannon (getting exhasperated): Yes, this is Shannon O’Neill from KCUP radio. Who is this?

Carl: It’s Carl! Carl Estrada!

Shannon: Carl! Where are you?

Carl: I’m somewhere near Aberdeen, Washington. I’m living the American dream!

Shannon: The American dream? In Aberdeen, Washington?

Carl: That’s right! I bought a 45 foot motor home, and I’ve got my Hummer hitched to the back. Viola and I are seeing the USA one gas station at a time!

Shannon: Carl, with gas prices these days, how can you afford to. . . .

Carl: Hold on a second, I have to turn on the windshield wipers.

Shannon: The windshield wipers?

Carl: Yeah, I just ran over a fire hydrant. I’m pretty good at left turns in this thing, but I haven’t learned how to turn right yet.

Shannon: Carl, are you okay?

Carl: I’ve never been better! My President pulled our troops out Iraq, shut down Gitmo, ended the NSA spying program, proposed a universal health care plan, and declared an all-out war on global warming!

Shannon: Carl, what are you talking about?

Carl: Well, I haven’t heard any news for the last week. All I heard was My President saying he wasn’t going to “cross a moral boundary.” So I
figured. . . .

Shannon: He was talking about stem cell research. He vetoed it.

Carl: Oh. Well, I guess we have to save the embryos.

Shannon: Actually, they’re going to get thrown away. Did you hear about the Middle East?

Carl: No. Did My President spread democracy there?

Shannon: Hezbollah kidnapped two Israeli soldiers, so Israel has been bombing Lebanon to root out the terrorists. Hundreds of innocent Lebanese have died, and their infrastructure is in ruins.

Carl: So My President went over there to negotiate a peace settlement?

Shannon: Well, actually he’s done nothing for two weeks, but now he’s sending Condoleezza Rice to try to work out something.

Carl: Kind of like Hurricane Katrina. Maybe he could send them some buses. He wasn’t on vacation, was he?

Shannon: No, not officially.

Carl: That’s good. I wouldn’t want a blow-up in the Middle East to ruin My President’s vacation.

Shannon: Speaking of vacations, how long are you going to be gone for?

Carl
: Another week or so. Whoops. Gotta go. I’m getting pulled over.

Shannon: Pulled over?

Carl: Yeah--I’ve got a line of fifteen cars in back of me, and this cop passed them all and now he’s signalling me.

Shannon: Well, I’d better let you go.

Carl
: Yeah, the cop’s pointing his gun at me and telling me to get out of my motor home with my hands in plain sight.

Shannon: Can you sign off before you hang up?

Carl: Yeah, but I’d better do it quick. I’m Carl Estrada and that’s my point!


 

 
 
 
 
 


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