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Monday, June 23, 2003
Dr. Laura Schlessinger
15260 Ventura Blvd. Suite 500
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403-5339
Dear Dr. Laura,
You’ll be happy to know I’ve got my kids back now. It’s cause I got a job. The best part of the job is that I’m working nights when the kids are asleep so I get to spend time during the day with them just like you said I should.
I don’t know what you’ll think about my job though. I’m working in a strip club. I know, I know...my body’s not nearly as gorgeous as yours is in those internet pictures, but I’ve had 6 kids! And the guys don’t seem to care.
I have a moral dilemma. The owner of the club? I’ll call him Bud? He wants to marry me. I don’t think he’s married anymore but his (ex?) wife still comes around sometimes. She drives this big Chevy truck and last week she rammed Bud’s Pinto in the parking lot and totalled it. Also, I think Bud’s been doing it with the gal that goes before me.
Do you think I should marry Bud? I’m afraid he’ll fire me if I don’t and then I’ll be right back where I started. I know you’ll know what I should do, Dr. Laura. You always know what people should do!
God Bless You, Dr. Laura
Helen Wentworth
The oceans are rising! Forests are burning! Terrorists on the loose! Donald Trump is running amok!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
This is a job for.... Carl Estrada!
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